Using Your Dog to Predict the Weather

I received this note on a half-shredded piece of paper, scrawled so as to be almost illegible:

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog
is at the door and he is wet, it’s probably raining.

But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably
raining really hard.

If the dog’s fur looks like it’s been rubbed the wrong way, it’s probably
windy.

If the dog has snow on his back, it’s probably snowing.

Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the
dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.

 

Sincerely, The CAT